When the party in power loses 331 seats and comes the third place in local elections, a person who has hated being under that parties rule for 11 years, watching the education system in this country be destroyed and everybody’s life getting harder… that person might open a bottle of wine and have a little drink.
But when that person also discovers that the Conservative candidate for the London Mayoral election, Boris Johnson , is also on his way to winning (they haven’t announced at the time of writing but, fingers crossed) one begins to dance a little.
Yes, he says things he shouldn’t but sometimes he talks a lot of sense.
On trains - 2002:
"I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair’s Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.";
On obesity - 2004
"There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge."
and anyone who says they feel
"Tremendous, little short of superb. On cracking form."
and
"My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters."
after being sacked gets my vote.
Update: They just announced - he bloody won !
Come on Gordon - announce the General Election! End our suffering and yours! Don’t make me make the chicken noises again!
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