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Archive for July 26th, 2008
Jul
26
I have had a thoroughly lazy day. I spent most of it in bed and then outside doing nothing much but pottering around. I read some (okay one) of my feeds and then watched some X-Files and then some more… A girl’s gotta prepare, y’know!
Luckily the one feed I read gave me a perfect thing for today’s post. (Thank you, Geeks Are Sexy!) for this is the Lazy Bloggers Post Generator! Most of you probably, at least, know about it. But today I am using it… and here is my ‘generated’ post for the day! Hey, it’s not award winning writing by any stretch, but it was definitely the level of humour that my brain was at today!
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Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe that I’d been abducted by aliens. But I’m sorry you’ll just have to take my word for it..
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with responding to fanmail, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a delightful mistress to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be packed from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to never. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. as well you should know.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will write something that makes sense soon. You wanna test me? Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue.
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Seriously, though, can anyone post for me on Wednesday?
