Oh how I wish there was an automatic filter on the entire internet I could set up – like a NannyGuard – but instead of not letting me see the wide variety of adult entertainment, it culd keep me away from everything X-Files.  I want to go into this film having only seen the trailers… which I did try to avoid but then the devil inside me blundered over and watched.  (And ooo, there’s a new one.

httpv://www.youtube.com/v/hbB1078qrAE

Did they really just use the word ‘sexy’ to describe an X-Files movie?!?)  And with it being released in the US tomorrow the insanity is going to reach ridiculous levels of nutsness.

And yes nutsness is a word.

I haven’t wanted to avoid anything in a long time – usually I try to avoid things but not really.  I avoid through one eye, turned slightly to the side and avoid looking at it in the mirror.

Dammit.  America – enjoy!  I will be kicking it with celebrities next week…

Speaking of which I got the details email today and it says it’s smart/casual dress.

Double dammit!  I can do ‘smart’ and I can do ‘casual’ but smart casual?!  My black dress may be a little too smart for smart casual but the trousers/top thing I never get right.  I always look like I’m about to go to work… or that I’m deliberately NOT wearing jeans.

Now I will be on the smart/casual tightrope in a high wind.  Bugger it.  I will either wear the black dress or… just close my eyes and dive into my wardrobe and pull out the first thing.

Oh God.

That was a post about clothes.  See distraction technique-ing is turning me into a girl!

Oh, tomorrow I’m guest-posting at Karl’s.  Please go over there and comment.  Make me feel loved.  Was this a pathetic plea for attention?

Yes.