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Jul
23
Oh how I wish there was an automatic filter on the entire internet I could set up – like a NannyGuard – but instead of not letting me see the wide variety of adult entertainment, it culd keep me away from everything X-Files. I want to go into this film having only seen the trailers… which I did try to avoid but then the devil inside me blundered over and watched. (And ooo, there’s a new one.
httpv://www.youtube.com/v/hbB1078qrAE
Did they really just use the word ’sexy’ to describe an X-Files movie?!?) And with it being released in the US tomorrow the insanity is going to reach ridiculous levels of nutsness.
And yes nutsness is a word.
I haven’t wanted to avoid anything in a long time – usually I try to avoid things but not really. I avoid through one eye, turned slightly to the side and avoid looking at it in the mirror.
Dammit. America – enjoy! I will be kicking it with celebrities next week…
Speaking of which I got the details email today and it says it’s smart/casual dress.
Double dammit! I can do ’smart’ and I can do ‘casual’ but smart casual?! My black dress may be a little too smart for smart casual but the trousers/top thing I never get right. I always look like I’m about to go to work… or that I’m deliberately NOT wearing jeans.
Now I will be on the smart/casual tightrope in a high wind. Bugger it. I will either wear the black dress or… just close my eyes and dive into my wardrobe and pull out the first thing.
Oh God.
That was a post about clothes. See distraction technique-ing is turning me into a girl!
Oh, tomorrow I’m guest-posting at Karl’s. Please go over there and comment. Make me feel loved. Was this a pathetic plea for attention?
Yes.


