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I will tell you something for free. Being this arse-holey takes real dedication. A real need to be a total twat. It’s probably the reason I am so tired all the time. I say all this in a vain attempt to garner some kind of begrudging respect because I’m about to ask for a favour.
I need you to click this…
and vote for Penelope.
Yes, I am in the running too, but my entry is a bit crap and has no hope of winning, whereas Penelope’s entry of
“My sister’s best friend’s husband is Peter Gabriel’s cousin.”
should win. It just should. Why? Any connection to that bald headed lunatic genius, however tenuous, should win.
And the prize that she will win? Plonk. And that is a prize worth winning.
3 Responses to “A Vote For Me Is A Vote Wasted”
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July 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I voted for you. I admire your dedication. Good luck!
Selmas last blog post..Written By Water
July 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Oh my God Bec!! You shouldn’t have done that – you can get your readers to vote for you, you daft cow
I may just have to get my readers to vote for you now and then who ever wins can share the plonk heh!
Penelopes last blog post..Are you looking at my food?
July 10th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Selma – Thank you for your vote. I am currently joint 7th. It has been a good campaign and all that…
Penelope – I am, as they say, bowing out and fully endorsing you on a platform of… I have no idea… because it’s the good thing to do!