Out Of My Tree

Okay, so this little number has been done by Karl and Avitable so far as my eyes can see and I have spent too long fighting with other nonsense today to get on with writing things properly.  Going to bed now.  Yes, it s still light. The ABCs of Me

• Accent: Estuary English dragged a little bit further up North – depending on my moodn – Saaffff London apples and pears pisstake geezer, or BBC news presenter.

• Breakfast or no breakfast: Breakfast is coffee, more coffee and maybe a bit more coffee.

• Chore I don’t care for: Ironing -  I hate it above even vacuuming.

• Dog or Cat: Cat every time.

• Essential Electronics: iPod, MacBook, and phone and digital camera… and TV… and cable box…

• Favorite Cologne: Well, I’m changing this to perfume – again depending on mood CK Obsession, or CK Eternity… In fact anything from the CK range and I’m a bunny on speed.

• Gold or Silver: Silver.  I look stupid wearing gold.

• Handbag I carry most often: The one that fits my MacBook in it that cost £8 from  Asda.

• Insomnia: If I fall asleep when it’s light I’ll wake up when it’s dark – that is the rule.  At the moment I’m more about the Hypersomnia

• Job Title: Administrator, IT Champion and Office Geek

• Kids: 99% of the time I don’t want one, 1% of the time I realise I’m never going to have one.  Which.  Is.  Perfectly.  Fine.  Generally though, because the world is messed up I like them up until the age of about 8 and then I think they should be locked in cages and fed only flat food.

• Living Arrangements: I’m between houses… living with my parents.  Yes.  This is very sad.

• Most Admirable Trait: Being tenacious to the point of insanity.

• Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Running away and frightening my parents by going missing for 8 hours.  I was hiding in the back garden and watched them going crazy.  The guilt has never stopped.

• Overnight hospital stays: Adenoidectomy when I was about six.  Nothing exciting.

• Phobias: Heights, spiders, the person on the outside of the window,

• Quote: “I think of my own possibility. I think of the way it is wasted. The way it will always be wasted because I’m sitting here waiting for someone to love me as is.” – Elizabeth Wurtzel, Prozac Nation OR “Q: What animal would you be if you could be an animal?
  A: You already are an animal”
  - Douglas Coupland

• Reason to smile: Have you seen the sky lately?  Even when it’s cloudy it’s beautiful

• Siblings: One.  Brother.  Adam.  Younger.  Fantastic.

• Time I wake up: 6:30-8:00 AM, on weekdays.  10.00a.m. – 2.00p.m. weekends.  Depending on ‘In’ or ‘Hyper’

• Unusual Talent or Skill: I can always pick out a harmony line, and can understand instruction manuals.

• Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Brussels Sprouts.

• Worst Habit: Refusal to admit I’m wrong even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

• X-rays: Left Foot, left leg, left wrist and chest.

• Yummy Stuff: Marks and Spencers Double Chocolate Belgian Cheesecake OR Starbucks muffin.

• Zoo Animal I Like Most: Penguin. Camel.  Penguin.  Camel.  Penmel.  Caguin.