Okay, so before the main meat of my incredibly interesting post, I need your help in identifying this
It is a promotional thing-a-mi we got at work today, it’s made out of lightweight plastic and, well, we are confused. Usually we get rulers or blocks of paper or those little fluffy bugs but no… Today, along with our stationery order we got this…
Do any of you have a clue what it is? Or does anyone have any suggestions what we can use it for?
Answers on the back of a postcard to the usual address.
Anywho. I went to work today and it was lovely. No listen there is no hint of a drop of sarcasm it really was… lovely.
I felt useful today and like I contribute something to the world. Yes, I was on my arse for most of the day but it was a happy knackered. I was so happy knackered I went to the committee meeting I wasn’t planning on attending. We sat outside as the sun went down and hashed over the same old things but I didn’t lose my mind or my cool. I was the freakin’ Zen Master to steal a phrase from somewhere or another.
But the happy knackereds are fading away leaving just the knackered and I have plans, big plans to write something… something… tomorrow.
Loving you with the blue sky still overhead!
It’s a freeze-dried star-fish, for use on a rainy day, and in the meantime, somewhere to keep elastic bands.
Matt Hartley – Elastic band thing!!!! Honestly, you should have seen it – 3 perfectly intelligent people throwing ideas around for an hour and you know. Yep, colour me embarrassed!
Thank you for stopping by! Hey, aren’t you that ridiculously famous musician?!
Shh… Ok… Yeah I am that musician. I am going to bed now though!
Okay, maybe I’m crazy… but I think it’s one of those back massager things. I saw something very similar at The Body Shop not so long ago. But, I do think that’s a bit weird for a promotional office gift. Although maybe it’s supposed to relieve “office related stress”?
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I think it’s a paperweight…you know how cheaply things are made today!
Hilly’s last blog post..Forgive Me Love, If I Cry In Your Shower…
First I thought it was an ash tray but then no one is allowed to smoke anymore. I agree with ungrateful girl though, I think it’s a massager thingy too. Any cute guys you can ask to try it out on? ;o)
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Yeah, it’s one of those massager things that really doesn’t work well. Try using it to masturbate instead and let us know how that works.
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Matt Hartley – Feeling honoured to have ‘celebrity’ on the blog!
ungraceful girl – office related stress reliever… Mmmm… we use chocolate and insanity to relieve stress. The yellow joy is going to be a good crazy addition!
Hilly – It does hold down at least two pieces of paper in a mild breeze… So we will be using it to hold down the take out menus.
Penelope – Cute? Guys? In our office? Nooooo… We may have to drag some in from the streets for… experimentation…
Avitable – Yeah, so I just snorted mango juice.
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Rats! I was going to say back massager but I see I’ve been beaten to it — several times.
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delmer – It got rested on my head for about 5 minutes today as a crown. I felt pretty…
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Well, it actually is a massager for back and head, but what fun is that?
I think it’s actually a training version of a ninja throwing star! Start whipping it at people as though you’ve got mad Bruce Lee-like skillz!
kapgar’s last blog post..Winner takes it all, loser takes a fall…
kapgar – I do have the mad skillz for shizzle (are you hearing this in a slightly posh English accent? Sounds ridiculous in your head? Yep… That’s what I sound like right now!) We tried it and it flies slightly to the left!
I’m going with the crowd here and saying it’s a back massager. I have a three-pronged one at home that has similar rounded ends.
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martymankins – It is currently being worshipped as a gift from the starfish Gods that rule us all – yep, we’re all losing our minds!
Drat I was thinking paperweight although you could use it as a mobile phone stand couldn’t ya? stand ya phones beteen it’s legs for conference calling??
ideas from my place of work
Female contraceptive device (M R)
Mobile phone holder (TMF!)
A Trampoline for Munchkins (R J K)
TMF – It wasn’t stable enough for that!
FEMALE CONTRACEPTIVE DEVICE?! That’s some very strange women – I’m sire there’s a porn market devoted to that kind of ‘lady’