I really really need to sleep tonight
I have to be up at the arse crack of dawn like a couple of thousand other people in this lovely town to catch coaches to London to see Kirkham and Wesham FC play in the biggest match of their lives.
I know that you know this match is going ahead for you live in this town and you can’t miss the posters and displays.
I know that you know this because I know that you are going too.
So why the unholy hell are you playing rubbish beep beep dance shite at a volume usually reserved for, well, Wembley?
I’ll tell you what? You turn your music down, or put something decent on and I won’t burn your house down.
I can legally kill you because I got my period today. (Woohoo!)
Do not make me put clothes on and march round there. You won’t like it.
Oh, your garden looks very nice.
Your neighbour.
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May 11th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I never thought I would ever say this to another woman but Congratulations on getting your period!!!
(Wow that felt weird!)
Thanks for the text earlier, hope you have a safe trip home :o)
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May 12th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Penelope - It’s fantastic and awful and great and weird all at the same time! Very safe tip home - hope you got off the M25!
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May 12th, 2008 at 3:18 am
I hate when neighbours do that. It’s moments like that you wish you had a flame-thrower. Oh, and so glad to hear ‘Aunt Flow is visiting.’ My friend said that the other day and I nearly fell over laughing. It is, without question, the worst euphemism for a period I have ever heard.
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May 12th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Selma - I think ‘Aunt Flow’ is marginally better than ‘the painters’ or ‘riding the cotton pony’!
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