Completely inspired by Avitable’s excellent article . Go and give the man some sympathy… he’s about to lose a major hobby…
"I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
- Woody Allen
One of the things I enjoyed most of all about living on my own was the freedom I had. The freedom that whenever I needed to relax I could close my eyes and indulge in a little me time. Turn the lights down low and call up one of my favourite fantasies - something involving hmmm…
But sometimes I don’t even need that, sometimes it really is just about the sensations; the wanting to loose myself. And that’s generally where the Rabbit comes in.
I want to find the person who invented this and kiss them all over. What utter genius. For the sweaty solo total loss of control there is nothing better. If you want it all slow and sensual the fingers a-walking is the way to go I always find.
I remember the first time I achieved the Big O all by myself. I was both surprised at the way I felt alive, and the absolute exhaustion that set in after. It was good though because you don’t have to go through the whole ‘hostess’ moment of sex (making sure everyone had a good time) and I could just roll over and go to sleep afterwards. Lovely.
Talking about fantasy men, this photo appeared on our screens at work
and it started a conversation about which two ’stars’ would create the perfect fantasy man. George and Brad obviously come pretty close (George for the wine and roses; Brad for everything else) but no real conclusions were made. Any ideas? Or which two women make the perfect fantasy woman?
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April 26th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Now you see Bec, that is British honesty and openness at its very best. With all the sexual hangups in America, you would have thought Queen Victoria ruled here and never stopped to this day.
I guess Fundamentalist Christianity has been the anchor that holds my society down in that area. Personally, I believe they should all use that little dildo you pictured above you showed — both the men and woman of that faith — because they are pretty damn anal.
Glenn’s last blog post..ALWAYS FOLLOW YOUR OWN HEART!
April 26th, 2008 at 5:21 am
Here’s a holster to keep your toy when you’re not using it:
http://www.gigglesworld.com/displayitem.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwdj1154-02-
April 26th, 2008 at 10:46 am
That picture of George and Brad is enough to keep me awake all night! (Wondering if I have enough batteries!)
Penelope’s last blog post..Are we pleased, or not pleased?
April 26th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
It’s hard to compete with Doctor Who. Hell, it’s hard to compete with anyone. But a guy with a TARDIS? How do you beat that?
Karl’s last blog post..SecondHand Radio: Vahid from Iron Fist
April 26th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Last night I was watching Sophia Myles on “Moonlight” and I thought of you! I said, “there’s the tramp that’s screwing Bec’s man!”
Hilly’s last blog post..Where Jester Tries To Get Me On The Adults Only Circuit!
April 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
This is just about the most perfect post of all time. George and Brad, the rabbit, a Tardis. Throw in some whipped cream and a cigarette afterwards and everybody’s happy. Mmmmmm.
Selma’s last blog post..Economically Maladjusted.
April 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Glenn - it’s funny how everyone else in the world thinks of Britain as open and honest and stuck up and prudish at the same time. We are nothing if not eccentric.
Penelope - With George and Brad batteries are not required! Nom nom nom…
Karl - You beat him by being real and available… and not floating off with a new woman each season!
Hilly - Wikipedia say Sophia is an ex; as is his gf since Sophia - he is currently single… Sigh…
Selma - Perfect Post - that reminds me I must put my nomination for this month’s in over at Petroville! It just needs a side order of Seth Gabel (Jeremy from Dirty Sexy Money) to make it all that!
Bec’s last blog post..Letting The Fingers Do The Walking
April 26th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Quantumfog - Just rescued your comment from Akismet filter hell! That is deeply disturbing. I love how the hair is supposed to make it all most realistic! Scary!
April 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
It’s crazy that George and Brad are the same age, too.
Avitable’s last blog post..Lazy Sunday XXXVII
April 28th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Avitable - I did not know that - at least I ended my day with a little more knowledge