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Archive for March 12th, 2008
Mar
12
My good news for the day is about a man who has lost a lawsuit. He claimed he tripped and fell because of a grape stuck on his shoe. He says the grape must have come from the Marks & Spencer’s store he just came out of. He tore a tendon in his leg which stopped him getting any new clients because of the depression caused by the injury and “loss of confidence”. He wanted, by the way, £300K for this.
He must now pay M&S’s costs of £15K; and, if I had my way, be banned from all M&S’s so he can never again enjoy their delicious food.
Tosser.
And according to the BBCs Budget Calculator I am now going to be about £44 a year worse off. This is mostly because I don’t own a car. I feel for you motorists, I really do. A tip for those who live/work in London and don’t own a hybrid – Sainsbury’s cheap baked beans taste less sugary than Asda’s. 
