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Archive for February 13th, 2008
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13
Let me just start off by pointing out that I was in a card shop today and was the only person in there not buying a Valentine. I think if you have left it to the last minute to buy a Valentine card then you clearly didn’t really want to get one… and haven’t put much thought into it. And the amount of men walking round with a dozen red roses was just awful. Men. A dozen red roses does not an impressed girl make. It just shows how unbelievably original you are.
But the popular holiday celebrated tomorrow is not the main theme of this post. No.
Do you remember before Christmas (all those hundreds of days ago (no wait it was about two months ago (hang on, that means we’re already (holy crap) 6 weeks into this year – where is the time going to?)))(shall I got back on point? (Yes) Okay) I had the splendid idea to do a few gift ideas… mostly as a blank blog space filler. Well, it turns out that may have been one of my better ideas just purely for the amount of traffic one particular post has been pulling in. Last month it was 67.9% of my search engine traffic came from a variation of the search of adult onesie pyjamas. This month so far it is 37.2%. I mean, I know they are cool and everything but what is the fascination? Why are so many people hunting for them (particularly on Google it might be noted). I mean, why? If you are one of those hunting for them, or have an idea anyway; please stop and tell me why? It’s becoming a thing I’ve started to ponder on while I’m at work. That’s how much it’s bugging me – it’s taking time away from the squirrel watching!
(Oh and to the person who has arrived here 4 times looking for pictures of penis rings – sorry, still none here)
