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Archive for November 28th, 2007
Cat owners, if I may have your attention…
Can you honesty see your dearest using this? In a nutshell it’s a three litter trays that have holes in them, and have progressively less and less litter in them… that fit on top of your toilet seat. Designed to train your cat to use the toilet. Train? Cat? Since bleedin’ when?
Izzy, ma petite pain the ass, is one of those cats that allow you to live in their house. Your lap is hers, your time is hers, if she’s watching something on the TV or listening to the radio and you switch it off/over there is merry hell to pay! But if there’s something thet you need to do to her or requires even the vaguest bit of effort on her part then you become the fool for expecting anything in the first place.
So, although it would be great not to have to clean out the litter tray ever again I think I can safely say this will not be appearing in the cat’s Christmas stocking!
In the same vein (well, same part of the body anyway… If cat’s had bicycles, these would be the t
yres they would have.
Could you imagine being on a crime scene and finding these tracks to follow? That would show dedication to the ‘Kitty’.
And I’m catching up and starting to get in the Christmas mood so – addresses please for Christmas Card a-sendin’! Click here for email address…
