Forty Secrets About Yourself. Be HONEST no matter what.  Stolen from Candice @ Facebook

1. What is your natural hair color??? 

A weird not really mousy but a shade darkr – what’s that called… oh that’s right – dirt brown with the odd fleck of silvery grey… hence the dye… 

2.  if you could change that, what colour would it be???

The kind of auburn that flashes red when sunlight hits it… like that which comes out of the bottle!

3. What’s your middle name?

Well, according to my birth certificate… nothing… but it was supposed to be Lisa… apparently…

4. Your current relationship status?

Single… and not really liking it.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? 

I have no idea…

6. What is your current mood?

Tired, and unable to sleep after a full day writing

7.What color underwear are you wearing?

Lacy white.

8.What makes you happy?

A really good tv show, a bottle of wine and my friends.

9. How old do you want to be?at the moment?

Any age but this.  40 would be good.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?

So many things.  I’d be less of a fuckwit.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?

Cat – they get away with anything.

12. Ever had a near death experience? 

Yep. That’s all you’re getting unless you get me horribly drunk.

13. Something you do a lot?

Get depressed, sit and watch tv, moan about stuff, have inability to complete sentences, forget to do things, 

14. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?

Fall Out Boy – This Ain’t A Scene, It’s a GOD DAMN ARMS RACE.  (My constant earworm at the mo)

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

Candice @ Facebook (also known as female housemate)

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?

After a quick Google… Max von Sydow, Steven Seagal, Omar Sharif, Haley Joel Osment… as a kick off, 

17. When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday…

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

What is large?  150 people, 1000 people, 3000 people – if they all count then yep, yep and yep (what a buzz)

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?

Invisibility of me and the clothes I wear every time

20. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 

Eyes, then (rather tragically) hair…

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks? 

First off can’t believe that you, Candice, have never been to Starbucks, we must do something about that… 

But, venti caramel macchiato with an extra shot of espresso (but I usually just say large)

22. Whats your biggest secret?

I used to be a poodle called Fifi.  My owner left me millions and I spent it on a full body replacement… It took all my money to took like this…  AS IF! 

23. What’s your favorite color?

Deep Red… red rose red…  but not on a rose… ish… 

24. When was the last time you lied? 

Me?  Lie?  Never!  Just then.

25. Do you stil watch kiddy movies, or TV shows? 

The occasional Disney film but I’ve weened off nicely… Unless you count Family Guy (as some do because it’s a cartoon!!!!!!  Hmmmm, yeah, I’d let my kid watch that… y’know, if I had one… which thank God, I don’t…)

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment? 

A glass of water and an ibuprofen for my headache.

28. Do you speak any other language? 

Geek.

29. What’s your favorite smell?

Outside after or during a heavy rain storm

30. If you could describe life in two words what would they be?

Sucky and hard.

31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?

A couple of days ago.

32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain? 

Ohhhhhh yeah…

33. What are you thinking about right now?

Being kissed in the rain

34. What should you be doing?

Being kissed in the rain

35. What was the last thing that made you upset?

Not being kissed in the rain

36. How often do you pray?

Every day… that things will get better… No seriously.

37. Do you like working in the yard? 

No, nope, no way.  Unless you mean working on my laptop while sitting out in the yard.

38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I used to have an answer for that… but I’m quite happy with mine… I suppose.

39. Name 5 things in your cupboard. 

Tops, jeans, skirts I never wear, shoes, blanket.

40. your most prized possession at the moment? 

Mmmm… it’s black and white, has an apple on it and is the most beautiful machine in the world. (bad Aussie accent a la Rolf Harris - can you guess what it is yet?

Steal, don’t steal, be tagged, don’t – it’s all up to you… I’ll post properly over the weekend. 

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